Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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