i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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