Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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