he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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