'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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