is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You pole danced in your parka.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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