hotel room ftw
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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