is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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