she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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