I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
and she was petting her beer can
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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