Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Every concussion has its silver lining
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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