Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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