Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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