When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Randomize
