the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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