guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize