Three words: puerto rican gang bang
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize