Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
