i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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