i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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