For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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