operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
