sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i would punch a child for taco bell
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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