You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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