This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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