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I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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