I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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