But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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