So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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