I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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