she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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