Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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