Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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