Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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