she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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