But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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