Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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