She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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