i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
