I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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