"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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