You really coming over, don't trick.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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