Please, let me fuck your mom
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
