plz talk dirty to me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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