How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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