Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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