i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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