But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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