Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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