I smell stomach acid.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Pooping to opera.
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