Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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