That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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