just tell him i said nine months
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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