But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
vagina is talking i cant
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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